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Bring In A Professional

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When you have unsuccessfully played the goat rodeo card, there is very little left beyond bringing in a real professional. And who knows more about flimflam and chicanery than that master of  manipulation of the law, the most dishonorable Bucksnort T. Shyster. I just can’t wait for you to meet him on Tuesday. But be sure to bring along plenty of soap and towels because you may need to take a long hot shower afterward.

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