Bucksnort T. Shyster is gearing up to get re-elected. It’s not his fault that his campaign advisor, Hawkshaw, isn’t bright enough to realize that those initials aren’t flattering. At least they have an “exit” strategy to sell fertilizer today and mob implements tomorrow.
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Could I place an early order for a pitchfork. I already have a torch. Good stuff.
They could then sell shirts that say “Down with BS”
Sales for mob implements, torches and pitchforks, are brisk this year. I’ve also heard that roofing supplies, tar and feathers, are predicted to spike in the next month. It’s all part of the get out the vote for Bucksnort Shyster for Mayor, after all he’s not the same old B.S.
B.S is okay but you really need a PHD. That is the same as B.S. but it is piled higher and deeper.