Finally some relief for poor Monroe. But he had better not get too comfortable in that tub of mud. Be sure to come back on Tuesday and bring a hammer and a chisel because that mud may set up like concrete over the weekend.
You have to be careful what you say sometimes because people might actually take you at your words. After all we are sure to find out who is our real friend when we have an itch that needs scratching in an unpleasant and unreachable place. See you again on Thursday.
Sometimes you don’t want to go left and you don’t want to go right and sitting in the middle isn’t too great either. Check back next week and bring some Calamine lotion and Benadryl ™ for Monroe.