It’s about time we checked back in on Dr. Beauregard, the evil squirrel that is behind the Beauregard Bug Bomb Company. ( Refresh your memory here. ) And as expected, he is up to his usual evil tricks. Perhaps this time we will get some insight into his scheme involving smart phones. You know he’s planning something dastardly. One thing is for sure, he really enjoys messing with everyone, so you can bet it’s plenty nasty. I can’t wait to see the guards in that dungeon. Imagine being beneath Glortch in the order of Dr. B’s hench-stooges. And who are the prisoners? See you again on Tuesday.
Jan 14
Practice Makes For Perfect Evil
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Transcript
Panel 1
Dr. B:
Glortch, you have less brains than a bucket of oatmeal, but you are my loyal stooge, so I’m promoting you to Secretary of Wasteland Security.
Go down to the dungeon and stir up those moron guards, check the prisoners and make sure they don’t have anything like a bomb hidden in their underwear!
Panel 2
Dr. B:
I want you to strike fear in their hearts, I want them cowering like school girls caught between a moose and a muskrat. Just scare the crap out of them all! Now do it!!
Panel 3
Dr. B:
Glortch is as dumb as a sock monkey, so I just know he will forget to check their shorts until after he scares them. To be truly evil takes lots of practice.
No matter how many times I come back to read the funnies, they are always consitently awesome.
Thanks, I have a lot of fun producing each strip and I hope that shows in the final work. Stick around, there will be more evil squirrel nuttiness next week.
Bug Pudding is an invaluable resource of great insults and put-downs!
Almost wet myself reading the last strip when Monroe fouled the backpack…
Insults, put-downs…what you talk’n ’bout Willis? These critters are just plain feisty. I’m glad they are providing you with valuable ammunition. Oh, just to keep the record straight Monroe is a turtle, and the culprit in the backpack is Rockford, a rock. I realize that turtles and rocks are often difficult to tell apart particularly when they are sleeping. But when they are awake Monroe is a nice guy and Rockford is…. well he’s a rock with attitude.
Of course, I knew that-(That’s what happens when I e-mail before I’m caffeinated. Dumb as a sock monkey…)